‘Do you ever get bored of the view?’ I asked the lady from guest relations who came to our table during breakfast to check that everything was satisfactory.
In retrospect, it may have been a silly question. Because we were at London’s Shangri-La The Shard, where the panoramas, in every direction, have potent boredom-zapping qualities.
It’s a veritable hotel in the clouds, occupying floors 34 to 52 of The Shard, which at 309 metres (1,016ft) in height, is the tallest building in the UK and in Western Europe.
You don’t have to stay at the 202-room hotel, of course, to experience sensational Shard vistas – there’s an observation platform at the top you can visit from £32, where the views extend to 35 miles (55km) on a clear day.
But I discovered during an overnight stay with my partner and five-year-old daughter, Emma, that having breathtaking views ‘on tap’ as a hotel guest was decidedly more thrilling.
Ted Thornhill checks in to London’s Shangri-La The Shard, which occupies floors 34 to 52 of The Shard skyscraper, which at 309 metres (1,016ft) in height, is the tallest building in the UK. On floor 52 is the hotel’s jaw-dropping infinity pool (above)

The Shard is served by 44 lifts, some of which are double decker, and contains 11,000 panes of glass

The hotel’s Asian-themed cocktail bar – Gong – which is located on the 52nd floor
Before we checked into our room we had afternoon tea at the hotel’s restaurant on floor 35, Ting (which derives from the Chinese word for ‘living room’).
Amid American tourists and groups celebrating birthdays and anniversaries, we were served a selection of delicious finger sandwiches, scones, and desserts including elderflower sponge with strawberry cream and pistachio profiterole. But the crowning glory was a showstopping miniature white chocolate replica Shard served on a base out of which poured dry ice that spread spellbindingly across the table.
After a quick game of hide and seek (you know what five-year-olds are like), we ascended to floor 43 to our Deluxe City View King Room, a quietly lavish affair, with lots of quality wood panelling, an epic bed and soothing blossom-tree motifs reaching out across the back wall.
And oh my, the view.
We faced roughly south-west, floor-to-ceiling windows framing Tower Bridge, Canary Wharf and the lines from London Bridge railway station.
Mesmerising.
The piece de resistance lay in wait by the en suite’s floor-to-ceiling windows – a huge standalone bathtub.
Emma was particularly taken with the set-up and had a Beaufort-scale-12 meltdown when we insisted we had to go to the theatre to see a ‘surprise’ show.
‘I want to stay in the room,’ she wailed.

The high life: Ted’s Deluxe City View King Room (room type pictured above) on the 43rd floor featured a standalone tub next to floor-to-ceiling windows

Ted describes his room (similar to above) as a quietly lavish affair, with lots of quality wood panelling, an epic bed and soothing blossom-tree motifs reaching out across the back wall
She wailed her way through the lobby, where a sympathetic member of staff gamely offered her a colouring-in book, sobbed as the lift – one of 44 in the building – whizzed to the ground floor and sulked in the taxi.
Then her mood flipped when the taxi pulled up outside the Theatre Royal Drury Lane and she saw the posters for Frozen the musical.
Suddenly, we were the world’s best parents.

Ted and his family enjoyed afternoon tea at the hotel’s restaurant on floor 35, Ting. The crowning glory was a showstopping miniature white chocolate replica Shard (above) served on a base out of which poured dry ice that spread across the table

Ting is popular with American tourists and groups celebrating birthdays and anniversaries

Sensational views are available at Shangri-La The Shard in every direction. This image shows the view north across the River Thames, to the famous Walkie-Talkie skyscraper

The Shard has been designed to move by up to 50cm (20 in) in high winds

Next to the pool on floor 52 is the amazing ‘Sky Sauna’ (above) – yet another place in the hotel where a superb view comes as standard
The show was an absolute triumph – deservedly receiving a standing ovation – and so was the nighttime view from our cosy floor-43 observation chamber.
We ordered room service – perfectly cooked (though slightly bland) honey-roasted cod with mushroom broth and sauteed wild mushroom (£36), a superbly fresh Vietnamese prawn salad with crispy baby gem (£35) to share and two decent glasses of white wine. With Emma fast asleep, we tucked in while sitting in the two leather swivel chairs by the window, transfixed by the carpet of twinkling lights below us. Though the fixed-in-position chairs are too far apart for the (movable) table to be within reach of both diners – so one person must eat from their lap.
The bedroom and ensuite both have blinds that can be raised and lowered at the touch of a button (and they automatically lower when you take the key card out of the power slot by the door to stop the sun heating up the space).
We kept them open for the sunrise – another magical moment, especially for us capital-city dwellers so used to views being hemmed in by buildings.
Breakfast was served in Ting – an impressive affair.
The service was slick and friendly, as it was during the afternoon tea, and the buffet food offering a veritable banquet.
The lady from guest relations arrived as we polished off the final coffees, patiently revealing that the view never gets boring because from up high, the cityscape canvas is continually repainted by the weather.
Fortunately, all guests have access to the hotel’s loftiest viewpoint on floor 52. Here, 597ft (181m) up, there’s an Asian-themed cocktail bar – Gong – and a stunning, Insta-heaven infinity pool and glass-walled ‘Sky Sauna’ from where huge swathes of north, west and south London are visible.
The money shot here is of someone lolling at the edge of the pool with St Paul’s Cathedral in the background (see the stunning image provided by the hotel).
This is, without a doubt, a hotel in the clouds… that will leave you on cloud nine.