Topline travel: Ani Resort, Sri Lanka

Outline 

A 15-suite private resort on the southern shores of Sri Lanka, Ani has a staff of 30 to curate any dining whim, spa treatment, kids’ activity or tailored excursion. Accommodating up to 30 guests, it’s part of a network of exclusive Ani resorts that includes Anguilla and Dominican Republic in the Caribbean and Koh Yao Noi island in Thailand.

Coastline 

From almost every vantage point on this five-acre clifftop – through the windows of your vast villa, on your lounger by the infinity pool (there are two) or the many palm-fringed decks and dining areas – the Indian Ocean spills out below you. Ghostly container ships sometimes break the horizon, a passing whale if you are lucky, but beyond that there is nothing, no landmass for 7,000 miles until the Southern Ocean meets Antarctica: a meditation-inducing horizon, but beware of the sea-swirling currents.

A 15-suite private resort on the southern shores of Sri Lanka, Ani has a staff of 30 to curate any dining whim, spa treatment, kids’ activity or tailored excursion (Pictured is Ani Resort)

Sight line 

Expect David Attenborough-worthy local wildlife. Families of grey langur monkeys can be spotted munching on papayas while the babies of their troop swing around in the flame trees. This is also an ornithologist’s dream – kingfishers, parrots, strutting peacocks. One morning I find a cuckoo – possibly the resident red-faced malkoha – pecking away at his reflection in the stainless steel outdoor shower head, doubtlessly admiring his impressive green bill.

Waistline 

Executive chef Cyril Human has a fabulous smile and conjures endless interesting comestibles from his kitchen. He turns local tuna, abundant in the seas around Sri Lanka, into delicious sashimi and sushi, offers plates of fat steaks from Australia, gives us a cooking lesson in how to make turmeric chicken curry in 15 minutes, barbecues plump prawns under the stars and proffers piles of perfectly cooked local rice.

Party line 

The resort’s cavernous cellar stores a varied and extensive wine list, while the cocktails are lethal. Order several chilled passionfruit martinis with caution: you may find yourself dancing around the pool at midnight. For a change of scene try Pehebiya Beach in nearby Hiriketiya, home to one of Asia’s 50 best bars, Smoke & Bitters, which nestles in a coconut grove. As the sun sets, we pile into the local gin and chai-infused rum and eye the interesting smokehouse menu.

Bikini line 

Much of the inaction centres around the two pools – perfect for the reluctant tourist. For the mildly idle there’s a pool bar with an inbuilt chessboard, plus two water slides for younger guests. Waiters appear just when you are thinking of that iced coffee or gin and tonic. A man in a uniform will clean your sunglasses, and my discarded sandals are straightened beside my sunbed. All requests are considered. One Saudi princess asked for two kittens to help her get to sleep. The cats, now fully grown, remain part of the Ani menagerie.

It’s a balmy 27-30 degrees in the south of Sri Lanka all year round, although rainier during the southwest Yala monsoon from May to September

It’s a balmy 27-30 degrees in the south of Sri Lanka all year round, although rainier during the southwest Yala monsoon from May to September

Lifeline 

Aside from the spa offerings and yoga, every day brings a menu of entertaining mini events: cinnamon peeling, a pre-dinner traditional Sri Lankan dance performance complete with fire eaters, a poolside movie by moonlight and local excursions. The best was palm reading in the games room by a local sage. My lifeline said I’d live until I was 90.

Airline 

There are many direct flights to Colombo, with Sri Lankan Airlines flying direct from £850 in around ten and a half hours. Then it’s a three-hour cab ride to the resort. Don’t fancy that before or after a long flight? Stay a night at Wallawwa, arguably the world’s most glamorous airport hotel, just 15 minutes away from the capital. It’s a colonial-style, 18-room hotel, encircled by 200-year-old tropical gardens with a jungle pool, flower-laden trees and heavenly afternoon tea and cake.

Hotline 

It’s a balmy 27-30 degrees in the south of Sri Lanka all year round, although rainier during the southwest Yala monsoon from May to September.

Bottom line 

With a five-day stay for six rooms costing from around £13,000 per night, this is a slice of paradise for once-in-a-lifetime celebrations or those with cash to splash seeking a super-luxe tropical holiday in total privacy (aniprivateresorts.com).